Apologies for my silence of late. There’s been a few people asking for some Tottenham tales so sorry there’s been a break - rest assured more stories as coming.

Okay, I can gear you say, why has Chris vaporised. Well - I’ve had my head down on a few things.

One very exciting thing is that I turned over some new footage for a new film for Channel 4. Its called Drillerfiller and it’s part of the 12foot6 series Get Well Soon.

I tried to shoot in a dentist’s surgery in Anfield but I didn’t get the permission. So I had these wonderful signs made up (above) and attached then to a condemned house and made a rather nice surgery of my own. Now I have the signs perhaps I could start my own practice. Would you let me give you a check up? I’m competitive and have a nice smile.